drifter

"The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back"

ACCURATE.

  • Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

Afternoon Delight.

  • Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and uh, she needs something that I can't give her. Uhm... maybe a little afternoon delight?
  • Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named afternoon delight, a strand famous for slowing behavior.
  • Oscar: Well, sure. The question is: Which way do I try to get it in her?
  • Michael: I don't need any details.
  • Oscar: Maybe, I'll put it in her brownie.
  • Michael: Hey!
The only game I never passed. (without having to cheat.)
OBLIVIONISATHAND

The only game I never passed. (without having to cheat.)
OBLIVIONISATHAND

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Elsewhere 33: Turok and Roll

mikepenance:

turok

Firstly, I want to apologise. The title is probably one of the worst puns in the history of the world. I’m actually pretty sure that people have been executed for less. Probably in Texas. I come from a backwards society where we celebrate word-play regardless of how dire it is, and I beg…

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT :(
lifeinbytes:

JUST THOUGHT OF How I Met Your Mother AND Breaking Bad
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT :(

lifeinbytes:

JUST THOUGHT OF How I Met Your Mother AND Breaking Bad